A Series of Unfortunate Fetch Quests

•November 16, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Hello all of you on the internet, I would like to voice my opinion on an important topic: Legend of Zelda. I have heard people complain about games that are just a bunch of fetch quests, but at the same time, these people are huge fans of the Legend of Zelda games.

It is true that I have not played many Zelda games, or beaten any of them, but what I have played is running around, doing chores for people. I got incredibly frustrated, and gave up on Twilight Princess when the store clerk told me to herd her cat! That is an expression for something frustrating, and prolonged, but I mean this in a literal sense. When I told my friend John this the next day, he told me that I didn’t understand, and that I needed to go fishing!

I will admit that I have had fun with one Zelda game, however, it is the Gameboy Advance game, The Minish Cap, which I have been told was the worst Zelda game. I would disagree, as it is the one where you don’t go on fetch quests, but instead an adventure game. In minish cap, you

Hard Drive Wiped

•October 4, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Hello all -5 of you who actually give a !@#$. I would just like to ask you something: Guess who’s back. Back again. Watchamacallit’s back. Tell a friend. I’ve wiped my posts, cuz’ nobody wanted to read Neoscam anymore, but I wanted to  blog. So I’m back, on the track, and reactivating.

I’ve given up on Neopets, so I’ll be writing about what I like: Anime, Video Games and, because I’m stuck on Those Darn Cats, Disney. For this first post, I’m reviewing the Anime Cowboy Bebop: It is the greatest piece of art ever created. If you haven’t watched it, you should go out and buy the box set for $40. It will be worth every single cent you can spend. That is all there is to say.